Men Will Never Change

Dear Abby,
I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Stuart

14 Responses

  1. rene November 4, 2010 / 3:36 am

    You wrote this?

  2. Jeevan November 4, 2010 / 4:35 am

    Funny… :)

  3. Markable November 4, 2010 / 12:20 pm

    loooool.This tricked me not once, not twice but thrice! err..
    With the title I thought it was the man cheating.
    From the start until the middle, I thought it was something really serious..
    Then in the end, I LOL-ED.

  4. 13thWiTCH November 4, 2010 / 5:16 pm

    @rene- no rene, its a repost ^.^

  5. 13thWiTCH November 4, 2010 / 5:16 pm

    @jeevan – pasaway noh? *haha

  6. 13thWiTCH November 4, 2010 / 5:17 pm

    @mark – hahahaha! ano yun fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me….fool me thrice….shameless ever na jud? *laughs

  7. tim November 4, 2010 / 7:04 pm

    Well, really men will never changed, except lang kung mix xa, kay mag jud.. :)

  8. billig online einkaufen November 7, 2010 / 11:57 am

    Great article – thanks for sharing

  9. 13thWiTCH November 7, 2010 / 7:28 pm

    @tim – haha buing na

  10. Kikit November 10, 2010 / 8:33 am

    nakawata ko le. hihi :D

  11. Leder Geldbörse November 11, 2010 / 12:04 pm

    How can they? They are men.. :-)

  12. 13thWiTCH November 11, 2010 / 8:48 pm

    @kitkit – lagi pasaway noh? haha

  13. 13thWiTCH November 11, 2010 / 8:48 pm

    @leder – true! haha hopeless

  14. herrenmode February 12, 2011 / 8:48 am

    no they won't change

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