After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said: Your husband is suffering from a severe stress disorder which could be life-threatening. Follow my instructions carefully. Every day, prepare him healthy, delicious meals. Be pleasant atall times. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss problems with him. Don’t nag him. And remember to make love to him regularly. If you do this faithfully, there’s no reason why your husband won’t regain his health completely.
On his way home, the husband asked his wife: “What did the doctor say?”
“He said, you were going to die” she replied.
video is from zedge.com